# Going To School...!
Early one mornin‘, a mother went in to wake up her son ...



mother : “Wake up, son ... Itz time to go to school !“ ...



son : “But why, Mom ? .. I don‘ want to go.“ ...



mother : “Give me two reasonz, why U don‘ want to go.“ ...



son : “Well, da kidz hate me for one, ... n da teacherz hate me, too !“ ...



mother : “Oh, datz no reason not to go to school .. Come on now n get ready .“ ...



son : “Give me two reasonz, why I should go to school.“ ...



mother : “Well, for one, u‘re 45 yearz old .. n for another, u‘re da Principal !“ ...







kahte hain ki jab koi kisi ko bahut yaad karta hai to 1 tara toot ke girta hai, 1 din saara aasman khali ho jayega aur aapki wajah se ilzaam mere sir aayega







# a sardar prayers daily for 2 hours
hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade
after 11 years vaheguru angrily appears and says:
oye ullu de pathay ek bar ticket to lee le






# A jutt in Karachi went to bank for opening an account.
he took one form and went to Islamabad.
do u know why?
Because in the form he read!
"write in capital"







sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya.
freind: pani ko ullu? woh kaise?
sardar: oye! subha main ne pani garam kiya
aur thande pani se naha liya




Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye panse huye hain.






In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise