# Don't keep Me in your Heart,
But keep Me in your Brain,

Bcoz


Rehnay ki jaga jitni Khali ho utna he Maza aata hai.






# LUCKNOW k Bachey
"LUCKNOW" Me 2 Bachey Aapas Me Larr Rahe Thy.

1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha: Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap Humari Baat Nhi Mane'n
Gy Tou Hum Aap k Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan Me Ghustakhana Kalmat Pesh Kare'n Gy.

2nd: Tou Hum Aap k Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe Aisa Tamaancha Baja Laye'n Gy k Gaal Gulaab Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne Lagy Ga .. ;->






# BV: Mein tumhari zindagi ke Kitaab hon..
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Husband: Yehe to afsos hy,
Calendar hoti To haar saal badal leta.







# Shadi main Munna apny Papa se: Papa khana kab khaengay?

Papa: Dear Dulha Dulhan aayengay, Paison(Rs) ka Lifafa den gay, phir khana khaengay.

Munna Bhag k gaya Stage pe aur Dulhay se kehne laga: Ye lo Rs.100 2 Plate Biryani aur Salad k Paise kaat lo.





Tum dosti ka wo dagh ho

Jse hum ARIEL se dho nhi sakte

RIN se saaf nhi kr skte

SURF EXCEL se mita nhi skte

Q
K

Dagh to ache hote hain, Jese app.






master shagird se khali jaga pur kro 900 choohay kha kr bili ...... chali
shagird ! 900 chohay kha kr billi thumak thumak k chali
master kharay ho jao mujh se mazak krtay ho
shagird sir ye bhi mene aap ka dil rakh nay k liye kaha ha warna 900 chohay kha kr bili to ki us ka baap bhi nahe chal sakta

f today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 4 Days
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Surprised?
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After 80 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2009

Aaj yeh tanhai ka ehsaas kuch hadd se zyada hai,
tere sang na hone ka malaal kuch hadd se zyada hai.

phir bhi kaat rahe yeh jiye jane ki saza yehi sochkar,
shayad is zindagani mein mere gunaah kuch hadd se zyada hai.

Look at sun and you see time.
Look in heart and you see love.
Look in eyes and you see life.
Look at your mobile and
you see who’s thinking of u!
It’s me.