• Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?
Reply With

“Yes Or No”

Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo.

Agar Gareeb Ho To Ye Message Kisi Äur Ko Forword Käro!




• Principal 2 Students:

U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.

Students:

Impossible Sir!

College Is Only For 6 Hours!



• Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”

Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:



• Ek admi apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.


• A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”PAGAL de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

• Chocolaty N Crunchy Outside.....Creamy N Whitish Inside... Guess Wat It Is?
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COCKROACH!!!!
Aya Na Munh Me Pani?