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God ne tujhe bheja to bheja
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja,
lekin behja to aisa bheja
ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja,
Ye mujhe kise ne bheja,
isliye maine tujhe bheja!


kuch tu baat he aap mai,
Husn bana tu Deewane bane..
kuch tu baat he aap mai,
yu hi nahi pagal khane bane..


Message pe message bhejte ho,
Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!


sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge..
per,per, per, per, per, per, per,
per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.


Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,
Magar aab kya karoge...?
Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha.


Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se,
aur maar khao ger wali se.


Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!

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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...



oT TnAW T2UL I
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!


Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!



IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS

IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS IN BOLLYWOOD,


NAMES OF HIS WOULD BE FILMS

1 Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai

3. Aao Chat Kare

4. Programmer No.1

5. Mera Naam Developer

6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge

7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein

8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal

9. Tera Code Chal Gaya

10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega

11. Network Ke Us Paar

12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi

13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai

14. Raju Ban Gaya MCSE .!

15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari

16. Login Karo Sajana

17. Naukar PC Ka

18. 1942 -- A Bug Story

19. Kaho Na Virus Hai

20. Crash Se Crash Tak

21. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai

22. Password De Ke Dekho

23. Terminal Apna Login Paray


BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u,
2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u,
4 rings means i need u,
rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!


higher studies
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying..
When a person askied what he was doing..
He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...


Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha,
Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha,
Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha..


Ball to pahle se hi gol hai
Laloo:2his P.A.:Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Ball to pahle se hi gol hai
aur kitna gol karenge.!


Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
Jab barish hoti hai,
Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye,
Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!


SMS kar sakte ho!
Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei?
ungli me dard nahi na?
aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane?
Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!


Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
ronak ho nerolac paint jaise,
mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise,
aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!

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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...



oT TnAW T2UL I
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!


Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!



IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS

IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS IN BOLLYWOOD,


NAMES OF HIS WOULD BE FILMS

1 Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai

3. Aao Chat Kare

4. Programmer No.1

5. Mera Naam Developer

6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge

7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein

8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal

9. Tera Code Chal Gaya

10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega

11. Network Ke Us Paar

12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi

13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai

14. Raju Ban Gaya MCSE .!

15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari

16. Login Karo Sajana

17. Naukar PC Ka

18. 1942 -- A Bug Story

19. Kaho Na Virus Hai

20. Crash Se Crash Tak

21. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai

22. Password De Ke Dekho

23. Terminal Apna Login Paray


BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u,
2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u,
4 rings means i need u,
rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!


higher studies
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying..
When a person askied what he was doing..
He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...


Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha,
Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha,
Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha..


Ball to pahle se hi gol hai
Laloo:2his P.A.:Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Ball to pahle se hi gol hai
aur kitna gol karenge.!


Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
Jab barish hoti hai,
Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye,
Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!


SMS kar sakte ho!
Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei?
ungli me dard nahi na?
aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane?
Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!


Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
ronak ho nerolac paint jaise,
mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise,
aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!

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Jo yeh sms parh raha hai
wo lovely,smart ,cute, sweat,intelligent
good looking,pyara...... nahi hai to kia hua
jis ne bheja hai wo to hai na.....


Agar tumari zindgi andairy main doobi hui hai
to mayoos mut hona
aur Khuda se roshni ki dua mango
agar phir bi andaira door nahi hota
to kanjoosi mut karo
aur apna bijli ka bill ja kar jamma karwa aao.


Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No...
1.-----I dont have brain...
2.-----I dont have sence...
3.-----I am stupid....


what happend 2 ur mobile?
what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
welcome 2 D jungle network,
D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.


Your smile can be compared to a flower,
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo,
ur innocence to a child,
but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best.


When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!


So Sweet is ur SMILE,
So Sweet is ur STYLE,
So Sweet is ur VOICE,
So Sweet is ur EYE,
see .......how Sweetly I Lie.


At dis moment in time 10 million people
At dis moment in time 5 million people r drinking coffee.
100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice,
gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind,
ideal Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho.


I wrote your name on the sand it got washed away
I wrote your name on air its got blown away
so i wrote your name in my heart i got a heart attock.


If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain.
It's not because u r a genius.
I would only like a brain that has never been used.


Life brings"kabi khusi kabi gham"
When its end" Na tum jano na hum"
So let do"Masti"
Who know"Jane kal ho na ho"
When u need a friend so"Mian hoon na"


Today, tommorow and yesterday
there'll be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!


Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,aap ka daikna,
daikh kar muskrana,ankain milana,
nigain churana, aap ka bolna,
aap ka khana pina,
hata k aap ka chalte chalte murna
..........uf kuch to sahi hota.

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ji kia ha?
ji kia ha?kia chahiya?message parhana chahtay
ho?gadhay yai message hi to hai.......








Life is like math
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro ,
dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro,
aur hamesha muskrao.










Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart,
nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful,
kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.










5 great people:
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3.Reema, apni pohanch say bahir.
Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch






Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!





Murga SARDAR tha!!!
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,
Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

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Life brings"kabi khusi kabi gham"
When its end" Na tum jano na hum"
So let do"Masti"
Who know"Jane kal ho na ho"
When u need a friend so"Mian hoon na"





I am so happy u know why bcoz i am so lucky u know why
bcoz Allah besto me a good friend u know who! its u.



Life is like math
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro ,
dushman ko minus kro,
khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro,
aur hamesha muskrao.

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if u want success in life be
Sweet like Honey,
Regular like Clock,
Fresh like Rose,
Soft like Tissue,
Strong like Rock,
Sure like Death
&
smart like ME.



When you get this SMS, send it to
1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of
and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega,MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega....Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega...



Kuch log thodi der karte hain....
Kuch log thodi der karte hain....
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai....
unka...
Mobile Charge...!







Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain..






what happend 2 ur mobile?
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.









At dis moment in time 5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on











TUM KO DEKHA TO YE KHAYAL AYA
TUM KO DEKHA TO YE KHAYAL AYA
PAGALON KAY STOCK MAIN NAYA MAAL AYA








ROSE
LOTUS
TULIP
ORCHID
SUNFLOWER
JASMINE
ALL FLOWERS R SWEET
THET HAVE NO COMPARISON
WITH U!

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KIONK GOBI K PHOOL KI BATH HI ALAG HAY.

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par rahe ho.
When you get this SMS, send it to
1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of
and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u



Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.





So Sweet is ur SMILE,
So Sweet is ur STYLE,
So Sweet is ur VOICE,
So Sweet is ur EYE,
see .......how Sweetly I Lie.




A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH.


I wrote your name on the sand it got washed away
I wrote your name on air its got blown away
so i wrote your name in my heart i got a heart attock




Quaid-e-Azam fote ho gay hain
Liaquat Ali bi shaheed ho gay hain
Alama Iqbal bi nahi rahe
mari tabihat bi kharab rehti hai
pata nahi Pakistan ka kia bane ga.





Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!






Hula Kuch Yoon Ki !
Hula Kuch Yoon Ki !
main kal ja raha tha
ke meri chappal toot gai
ab chappal to moochi seeta hai
seeta to darzi bhi hai
darzi to kapray seeta hai
kapray to rangeen hotay hain
rangeen to lota bhi hota hai
lota to bathroom main hota hai
bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai
nal to lohay ka hota hai
lohay ki to istiri bi hoti hai
istri to garam hoti hai
garam to Custard bhi hota hai
custard to peela hota hai
peela to chooza bhi hota hai
chooza to anday main se nikalta hai
anda to sufaid hota hai
sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai
doodh to bhains daity hai
bhains to kaali hoti hai
kaala to bangali bhi hota hai
bangali to paan khata hai
paan to laal hota hai
laal to gulab main bhi hota hai
gulaab main to kantay hotay hain
kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain
machli to paani me hoti hai
paani me kishti bhi hoti hai
kisthi me aadmi bhi hote hai
aadmi to road pe bhi hote hai
road pe to main bhi chalta hoon
chalne se yaad aaya ke
kal mai ja raha tha
ke meri chappal toot gayi thi.









jazz menu mein kushamdeed.
jazz menu mein kushamdeed.
mujh see dosti key liye 1 dabain.
mangney key liye 2 dabain.
shadi key liye 3 dabain.
or mujh see larai key liye 4 dabain

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want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry I cry.
U lauf I lauf.
U jump out of the window
I look down &then
I lauf again


I've written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.




I saw u on the roof one day ,
U were looking so pretty, cute, & sweet,
Ur face diving, ur walk so perfect,
I started 2 sing a song ,
UD KOTHAY UTON KANWAN WAY.......