God ne tujhe bheja to bheja
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja,
lekin behja to aisa bheja
ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja,
Ye mujhe kise ne bheja,
isliye maine tujhe bheja!
kuch tu baat he aap mai,
Husn bana tu Deewane bane..
kuch tu baat he aap mai,
yu hi nahi pagal khane bane..
Message pe message bhejte ho,
Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge..
per,per, per, per, per, per, per,
per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,
Magar aab kya karoge...?
Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha.
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se,
aur maar khao ger wali se.
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
oT TnAW T2UL I
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS
IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS IN BOLLYWOOD,
NAMES OF HIS WOULD BE FILMS
1 Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
3. Aao Chat Kare
4. Programmer No.1
5. Mera Naam Developer
6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein
8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal
9. Tera Code Chal Gaya
10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega
11. Network Ke Us Paar
12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai
14. Raju Ban Gaya MCSE .!
15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari
16. Login Karo Sajana
17. Naukar PC Ka
18. 1942 -- A Bug Story
19. Kaho Na Virus Hai
20. Crash Se Crash Tak
21. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
22. Password De Ke Dekho
23. Terminal Apna Login Paray
BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u,
2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u,
4 rings means i need u,
rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
higher studies
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying..
When a person askied what he was doing..
He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha,
Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha,
Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha..
Ball to pahle se hi gol hai
Laloo:2his P.A.:Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Ball to pahle se hi gol hai
aur kitna gol karenge.!
Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
Jab barish hoti hai,
Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye,
Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
SMS kar sakte ho!
Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei?
ungli me dard nahi na?
aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane?
Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
ronak ho nerolac paint jaise,
mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise,
aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
oT TnAW T2UL I
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS
IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS IN BOLLYWOOD,
NAMES OF HIS WOULD BE FILMS
1 Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
3. Aao Chat Kare
4. Programmer No.1
5. Mera Naam Developer
6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein
8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal
9. Tera Code Chal Gaya
10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega
11. Network Ke Us Paar
12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai
14. Raju Ban Gaya MCSE .!
15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari
16. Login Karo Sajana
17. Naukar PC Ka
18. 1942 -- A Bug Story
19. Kaho Na Virus Hai
20. Crash Se Crash Tak
21. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
22. Password De Ke Dekho
23. Terminal Apna Login Paray
BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u,
2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u,
4 rings means i need u,
rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
higher studies
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying..
When a person askied what he was doing..
He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha,
Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha,
Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha..
Ball to pahle se hi gol hai
Laloo:2his P.A.:Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Ball to pahle se hi gol hai
aur kitna gol karenge.!
Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
Jab barish hoti hai,
Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye,
Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
SMS kar sakte ho!
Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei?
ungli me dard nahi na?
aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane?
Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
ronak ho nerolac paint jaise,
mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise,
aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
oT TnAW T2UL I
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS
IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS IN BOLLYWOOD,
NAMES OF HIS WOULD BE FILMS
1 Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
3. Aao Chat Kare
4. Programmer No.1
5. Mera Naam Developer
6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein
8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal
9. Tera Code Chal Gaya
10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega
11. Network Ke Us Paar
12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai
14. Raju Ban Gaya MCSE .!
15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari
16. Login Karo Sajana
17. Naukar PC Ka
18. 1942 -- A Bug Story
19. Kaho Na Virus Hai
20. Crash Se Crash Tak
21. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
22. Password De Ke Dekho
23. Terminal Apna Login Paray
BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u,
2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u,
4 rings means i need u,
rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
higher studies
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying..
When a person askied what he was doing..
He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha,
Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha,
Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha..
Ball to pahle se hi gol hai
Laloo:2his P.A.:Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Ball to pahle se hi gol hai
aur kitna gol karenge.!
Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
Jab barish hoti hai,
Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye,
Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
SMS kar sakte ho!
Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei?
ungli me dard nahi na?
aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane?
Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
ronak ho nerolac paint jaise,
mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise,
aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
oT TnAW T2UL I
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS
IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS IN BOLLYWOOD,
NAMES OF HIS WOULD BE FILMS
1 Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
3. Aao Chat Kare
4. Programmer No.1
5. Mera Naam Developer
6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein
8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal
9. Tera Code Chal Gaya
10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega
11. Network Ke Us Paar
12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai
14. Raju Ban Gaya MCSE .!
15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari
16. Login Karo Sajana
17. Naukar PC Ka
18. 1942 -- A Bug Story
19. Kaho Na Virus Hai
20. Crash Se Crash Tak
21. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
22. Password De Ke Dekho
23. Terminal Apna Login Paray
BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u,
2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u,
4 rings means i need u,
rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
higher studies
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying..
When a person askied what he was doing..
He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha,
Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha,
Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha..
Ball to pahle se hi gol hai
Laloo:2his P.A.:Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Ball to pahle se hi gol hai
aur kitna gol karenge.!
Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
Jab barish hoti hai,
Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye,
Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
SMS kar sakte ho!
Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei?
ungli me dard nahi na?
aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane?
Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
ronak ho nerolac paint jaise,
mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise,
aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!
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Jo yeh sms parh raha hai
wo lovely,smart ,cute, sweat,intelligent
good looking,pyara...... nahi hai to kia hua
jis ne bheja hai wo to hai na.....
Agar tumari zindgi andairy main doobi hui hai
to mayoos mut hona
aur Khuda se roshni ki dua mango
agar phir bi andaira door nahi hota
to kanjoosi mut karo
aur apna bijli ka bill ja kar jamma karwa aao.
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No...
1.-----I dont have brain...
2.-----I dont have sence...
3.-----I am stupid....
what happend 2 ur mobile?
what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
welcome 2 D jungle network,
D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
Your smile can be compared to a flower,
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo,
ur innocence to a child,
but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best.
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
So Sweet is ur SMILE,
So Sweet is ur STYLE,
So Sweet is ur VOICE,
So Sweet is ur EYE,
see .......how Sweetly I Lie.
At dis moment in time 10 million people
At dis moment in time 5 million people r drinking coffee.
100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
wo lovely,smart ,cute, sweat,intelligent
good looking,pyara...... nahi hai to kia hua
jis ne bheja hai wo to hai na.....
Agar tumari zindgi andairy main doobi hui hai
to mayoos mut hona
aur Khuda se roshni ki dua mango
agar phir bi andaira door nahi hota
to kanjoosi mut karo
aur apna bijli ka bill ja kar jamma karwa aao.
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No...
1.-----I dont have brain...
2.-----I dont have sence...
3.-----I am stupid....
what happend 2 ur mobile?
what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
welcome 2 D jungle network,
D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
Your smile can be compared to a flower,
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo,
ur innocence to a child,
but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best.
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
So Sweet is ur SMILE,
So Sweet is ur STYLE,
So Sweet is ur VOICE,
So Sweet is ur EYE,
see .......how Sweetly I Lie.
At dis moment in time 10 million people
At dis moment in time 5 million people r drinking coffee.
100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice,
gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind,
ideal Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho.
I wrote your name on the sand it got washed away
I wrote your name on air its got blown away
so i wrote your name in my heart i got a heart attock.
If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain.
It's not because u r a genius.
I would only like a brain that has never been used.
Life brings"kabi khusi kabi gham"
When its end" Na tum jano na hum"
So let do"Masti"
Who know"Jane kal ho na ho"
When u need a friend so"Mian hoon na"
Today, tommorow and yesterday
there'll be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!
Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,aap ka daikna,
daikh kar muskrana,ankain milana,
nigain churana, aap ka bolna,
aap ka khana pina,
hata k aap ka chalte chalte murna
..........uf kuch to sahi hota.
gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind,
ideal Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho.
I wrote your name on the sand it got washed away
I wrote your name on air its got blown away
so i wrote your name in my heart i got a heart attock.
If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain.
It's not because u r a genius.
I would only like a brain that has never been used.
Life brings"kabi khusi kabi gham"
When its end" Na tum jano na hum"
So let do"Masti"
Who know"Jane kal ho na ho"
When u need a friend so"Mian hoon na"
Today, tommorow and yesterday
there'll be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!
Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,aap ka daikna,
daikh kar muskrana,ankain milana,
nigain churana, aap ka bolna,
aap ka khana pina,
hata k aap ka chalte chalte murna
..........uf kuch to sahi hota.
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