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  1 Darya k Kinaray 2 Sardar Chamach (Spoon) se darya main Dahi daal rahy thy.
  
  Ek Pathan ne dekha to Pucha: Khocha ye kya kar rahy ho?
  
  Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana rahy hain.
  
  Pathan: Ha ha ha ha.. O Pagal ka bacha log is liye tum par lateefay banatay hain.
  
  
  Itni Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga?
  
  
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  1 Admi Amrood bech raha tha:
  
  2 admi aya bola khan sahab amrud mei se keera nikla to?
  
  1 Admi: Bhai ye to tera kismat hai.
  
  Kal ek admi ka Moter Cycle nikla tha.
  
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  # Pathan apni Parrosan se: Mrs Thakur! Mai ne Aap se kaha tha k apne betay ko meri naqlien utarne se mana krien!
  
  Kya usay mana kia?
  
  
  Parrosan: Yes! Main ne usay mana kia k janwron jesi hrkat na kia kro.
  
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  #1 Admi Was Smoking Hukkah Wid A 2 Meter Long Pipe.
  
  His Frnd Asked , Y R U Using Such A Long Pipe???
  
  He Replied ,
  
  Dr. Has Advised Me To Keep Distance Frm Tobbaco.
  
  
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  # 2 ADMI chhat pe so rhe the.
  
  Ek dosre se bola: yar maachis kahaan hai?
  
  
  
  
  2nd: Teeli jala k daikh lo.
  
  
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  # Ek admi Coffee Shop pr gaya aur coffee ka order diya.
  
  Waiter order lekar gaya Aur door ja kr kuch ishara krne laga.
  
  Thori der baad usne BiLL la kr rkh diya.
  
  Admi: Ye kya! Meri coffee kahan hai?
  
  Waiter: Samajhdaar k liye ishaara hi COFFEE hai.
  
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  Question: Dunia main agar light nahi hoti to T.V kaisey dekhtey????
  
  
  
  
  
  Ans: Mom-Batti jala k.
  
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  A Aadmi 2 Aadmi: PTCL mein or MOBILE mein kia faraq hai?
  
  
  2Aadmi boht soch ker: PTCL mein Number Ungli se Dial kerte hain or MOBILE mein Angoothy se... :-)
  
  
  
  
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  1Aadmi aik Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Kar Usey Ghaur Se Dekh Raha Tha ...
  
  2Aadmi: Kya Dekh Rahe Ho... ??
  
  
  1Aadmi:Dekh Raha Hoon Ye Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hai...
  
  
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  Man 2 doctor: Mujhey 1 problem hay
  DR:Kia?
  
  Man: Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta
  Dr: Aisa kub hota hay?
  Man: Phone kartay waqt.
  
  
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  # Teacher: Akhbar aur Radio main kya Faraq hai?
  
  Student: Akhbar main Rotiyan lapait saktay hain, par Radio main nahi.
  
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  # Women's day per aik 1 larka ne 2 Larkay se kaha:
  "Aapko pata hai aaj Women's Day hai?"
  
  Larkay ne ghabra kar kaha: Kamaal hai jab hum ghar se nikla tha tab to TUESDAY Tha.
  
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  # 1 Admi ko gadhy ny laat mari
  Usy gussa aa gaya
  
  Wo utha or gadhy ko 2-3 laten mar kar bola:
  "Tu kia samhajta hai, Main tujh sy kam hon...?"
  
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  # Choose a no:
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  I will tell u
  
  Nothing
  
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  Mujhe or koi kaam nahi he kia?
  
  Har waqt tumhary liye Peshan-Goiyaan he karta rahon.
  Main kya Najoomi hon?
  
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  # Khuda Kare Her Din Ap Ki Khushian
  Petrol K Rates Ki Tarhan Barhti Rahain
  
  
  Or Ghamoon Ki Supply Bijli Ki Tarhan Bandh Rahain.
  
  Bemaria aap k pas se is tarha ghaib hojae,
  Jis tarha Market se aata.
  
  
  Itni izzat aap ko mile k,
  jis ko koi rok na sake Khud Kush Dhamako ki tarah.
  
  
  Aap ki kismat khul jaye aur tamam Musibatu se jaan chot jae,
  Zardari ki tarah.
  
  Be Happy:-)
  
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  Tamaam Khubsoorat logon ko italaa di jati hai k.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Sorry Dear! Ye ittala sirf khoobsorat logon k liye hai.
  
  Tum apna kaam karo.
  
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  # When a wife was asked:
  
  What book do you like the best?
  
  
  She answers: My husband's Cheque book..
  
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